February 2012
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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praystation3:
imagine if the free iphone scam things were actually real and we were all missing out on free apple products
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me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
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me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
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The Story of Little Peeta
When little Peeta first sees little Katniss in her red plaid dress and two braids
When little Peeta knows he’s a goner
When little Peeta tries to work up the nerve to talk to little Katniss
and without success
bringing this back
SO CUTE SO CUTE SO CUTE
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